MRenshaw

So, tell me, what do your fancy QB metric and algorithm say about Bryce as of late?

Yes, he did really have only 22 yards at the half, which is the 4th lowest amount of passing yards at the half in the history of the NFL, according to Gemini.

@AceBoogie, where you at? Come defend your quarterback!

Tommy DeVito, any walk-on over 6 foot and scores very poorly on S2.

Mid-range backup? He's a 3rd to 4th stringer on the practice squad, at best.

This is what's been bugging me to no end since day one. His basic mechanics and footwork suck historic ass. You'd think he would try his hardest to drop back more so he could see over the line, but no. The only two explanations I have are: 1) his arm strength and accuracy are so limited that if he dropped back further, he'd be out of range of our receivers and/or couldn't guarantee an accurate ball; 2) His actual football IQ is so low that when he's processing the field, he forgets to drop back deeper. Kind of like a ginger cat, can do only one thing at a time due to limited brain cells.

A broken clock is right twice a day. Even Rudy Ruettiger recorded a sack.

If that?

Bryce is the only QB in my memory whose ball spins so slowly that you can literally count the rotations of the white stripes on the ball.

Bryce is the only QB in my memory whose ball spins so slowly that you can literally count the rotations of the white stripes on the ball.

According to Google Gemini, this is the 4th least passing yards at the half since records began. Where are them Bryce nut huggers at?

Ding ding ding ding ding!

How else is Bryce supposed to see over his line? That slow ass drop of his sure ain't gonna help him see.

Below average? You're in a very generous mood.

We're all crying together.