Joe Bear

If you take away all his completions, he’s never even completed one pass.

Then why are you mad?

Isn’t that what you wanted, so Joey Aguilar could be the first overall pick?

I prefer colored pencils. The crunch is so great.

What's gonna be worse for UNC is their weak schedule will get them a bowl bid -- enough cause for Jordon and less-powerful athletic department leadership to consider the hire a win. Or, at least position it as one.

Falcons cried enough to be top-teared. Imagine being so unhappy that you can't enjoy a 30-0 win. Could not be me.

Credit where it's due. Dan made a great deal there.

I can always tell whether a thread is stats that make Bryce Young look good (relatively speaking in most cases), or bad, by if it's started by Icege or CRA.

That's not how Jordon does business.

No guarantee they're not current DoorDash drivers.

Been talking up this guy since camp. I can’t stand Florida State, but Fitzgerald’s been a baller.

What a win! Shoutout to the defense, offense, special teams, coaching, fans, stadium crew, catering crew, security, team store, hell, everybody! It’s gonna be so nice to go poo-talk Falcons fans at work tomorrow. Not just a win but a SHUTOUT win!

It's the super-rare thread not called "Bryce sucks," "Bryce can't play," "Bryce can't finish drives," "Bryce is the worst QB who ever lived," "Legette sucks," "Legette sucks but not as much as Bryce who is the sole cause of all the problems in my life," "Bryce is costing us games," "When does Bryce get benched" or "Bryce ruined my marriage".

His decisions certainly will.

The long leashes afforded Young and Legette (particularly) has me wondering: not asking Nicole’s fav because we know that answer. But who is the player most likely to be Big Brass Balls’ favorite?

I kinda understand going for 2 more if you have the personnel or a play that really might work. Dave has neither of those.

Rozeboom needs to get better before he's a JAG.

There's a ton of consistency. Linebackers miss far more tackles than they make. Safeties, one in particular, takes poor angles all the time. The quarterback consistently plays every first quarter with his eyes closed, the WRs other than two consistently look like they're in the UFL and the entire defense celebrates when it holds a RB to a 15-yard carry.

He was always critical of DJ Moore, a player 100x as good as XL.

It’s not his fault because he’s got a southern accent and he’s tall. Ask any NFL talent evaluator worth his salt and he’ll tell you those are the two most vital metrics for a WR. This effort, rote running, catching, bullshit is meaningless. And he doesn’t drop passes anyway. Young either throws them too hard or too soft. T-Mac didn’t play any better than XL Sunday, anyway, which is proof it’s not XL’s fault.

Guys, be patient with XL. Sure, he’s shown absolutely nothing and doesn’t know where to like up or seem to care, but it’s OK because reasons. It’s the quarterback’s and coach’s fault he can’t run routes or catch. He got hit hard once and everyone knows, no WR has ever had a good game for the remainder of their career once they get lit up once in a game. Besides, no WR could ever put up decent numbers in this offense. Just please ignore Thielen and T-Mac.

And even if he were, he wouldn’t cowtow to Tepper.

0-1 on those.

He made some nice throws in the second half but he just doesn't make the right decision often enough. Hell, his last TD pass to Renfrow was in such a tight window. It was a great throw, but most of the time I expect passes like that to be carried back for a TD on the other end.

Ryne Robinson got snubbed again!