Khaki Lackey

Fox/Rivera/Wilks-ball yields you a .500 record. While an improvement over the current sh!tshow, I wish we would strive for better. The only time Foxball gets you to the playoffs is if your division sucks or you happen upon a worldbeater like Cam. We don't have that.

These upbeat, positive types end up looking like total payasos in the midst of a dismal season. This board is going to turn on him in a hurry if we don't show some immediate improvement.

Nicole obviously doesn't value route running. Maybe she sees it as a skill that can be taught by our staff. I just hope she got this one right.

No way. I can just see the thing getting duped a thousand times and like, winding up on cable somewhere.

We don't really know if our scouts suck. Reports suggest that our GMs have been ignoring them. Hell, we had a college coach calling the shots for a few years. One thing Fitterer said that was actually correct was that predictability of getting quality players dropped at a certain point. The higher the pick, the better the chances of getting a decent player.

found nicole's burner

We should definitely trade into the first if any of the top long snappers fall.

He did embed the link though

I think the roster as it stands now is about like it was last year when you factor in the additions and subtractions. Crappy draft = 4 wins. Excellent draft = 8 wins. Bryce is the same as last year = 2 wins or less.

Did this guy have a pretty stellar preseason and was a head scratcher of a cut or am I thinking of someone else?

So did Sam Darnold. We need to stop going that route

Someone needs to tell the NFL that Justin Fields and Sam Howell are first ballot hall of famers. (according to carolinahuddle.com)

Alrighty then. Rayzor has morphed into that iamhubby cat. I like it!!!!! However, if Bryce is total ass-cheeks again, this season is going to be very similar to last year.

We’ve needed a route running technician for years. Hope this guy is it.

Well, we are the Cats, but looking for dawgs.

I would like to see Ickey play in the same scheme for two consecutive seasons without a dumpster fire next to him before calling him a bust. I know that's not knee-jerk enough for the huddle, but still.

Yeah, he could very well be Matt Rhule with a porn addiction. When you add in the Morgan hire, (ie. promoting someone from within the worst front office in franchise history) the more this seems like more of the same from Tepp. When he said, "I'm in the background now" all he meant by that is, "I'm not doing press anymore. The FO and coaching staff can take the public beat down for my decisions." Don't get me wrong, I like Dan and Canales and I hope they succeed. What choice do I have? But I wouldn't bet on it.

I'm with you on that. I just think if we're going to transition into a more modern offense, now is the time to go through the growing pains. A lot of the dilemma is whether or not Tepper has the patience to allow any kind of transition.

Who we have here is the worst roster in the NFL. I don't think pandering to our awful roster is a pattern for success. I wouldn't expect Andy Reid to come here and run a 1980s power run scheme because of all of our crappy drafting. It's going to take some time for the personnel and scheme to align, unless we want to go full Wilks because our OLine sucks.

Now find us a situational pass thrower for third and longs.

Let's hope his offseason plans include throwing a stripper down on a futon covered with guns. I mean, I'm not sure if he's big enough to pull that off, but still.

Marshall makes Marvin McNutt look like David Gettis.

So we hired an assistant O Line coach. Do we have an a head O Line coach yet? Edit: nevermind, found it. What do we know about Joe Gilbert?

But he's a leader of men!!!!!

Young lions eat beef. “Beef!”, I say. Who’s with me guys?!