Khaki Lackey

Man, that's a take Skip Bayless himself would be proud of. I like the trolly username too, but it might be a bit over the top in combination with those mucho caliente takes.

So the owner keeps a powerless GM around to blame and fire when things go bad, then leaks the blame to select people to post on message boards to restore fan faith. (because the team only makes money when the message boards are happy.) Makes sense. Shitty GM getting poo canned for doing a poo job = crazy conspiracy fan fiction.

So Tepper let Hurney go into "recruiting mode" when interviewing Rhule, let Hurney veto Rhule's desire to trade back in the first and draft Brown, (which seems like a good move, credit to Hurney if true) but forbids him to sign a QB? I don't think I'm the one doing mental gymnastics, chief. So why was Hurney poo canned at all if he never made any decisions?

It's entirely possible that Rhule was intrigued with Teddy's potential and familiarity with Brady's system like everyone else was, then saw the contract that Hurney gave him and immediately poo his pants like everyone else did. We don't know. Just because the coaches didn't come right out and say "We're stuck with Teddy B, God help us." to the press, the huddle legend of Rhule and Brady "sticking out their necks for Teddy' was born.

Fair point. Of course, we accidently won 5 games with CMC out for most of them, so who knows?

I would love to see Kordell Teebow start for a year.

shrimp and taco. Check one two... We're good.

Two dudes in love, not supported on my phone. Call the ACLU.

All I know is that if we are going to get by with discount connahs, our pass rush has got to be better than last year.

Please continue to pressure Palmer

This talk of KK being "quiet" at times is ridiculous. He's approaching double digit sacks, which is about as noisy as you can get for a DT.

Here's an idea.....RUN THE FRIGGIN BALL!!!

We seem to being doing better at coin tosses this year. All phases, baby!

We need to put some pressure on Bradford.

Best one yet, PhillyB. Between this and the SCP thread, I don't see how we lose this game. Side note: the next two games are the ones I want the most. Can we get a blowout just once please? Well, twice.

That last picture....just..lol

PhillyB's threads make me wish I could read big werds and stuff. PhillyB is now the Greg Cosell of the huddle. Everyone who read the OP just got smarter. Boom. That just happened. Now if we could just get PU and Bwood to read it a couple hundred times....

I dare anyone to watch the Blair Wich Project and go camping that night. When I got done watching it, I thought , "That was different and interesting, but not really scary." Then I went outside to smoke and every time a bird moved a leaf, I poo my pants.

Hands down. I can't see that one happening though. We can hope though, right?

I was really hoping to see the name Kony Ealy in this paragraph. If Ealy has any sense he will get under Jared's wing and stay there as long as possible.

fug yeah. Yeah I quoted myself. What?!

We need a defensive takeaway or better yet a defensive score. God knows, our offense ain't gonna do it

Yep. I like hard nosed defensive football better than shootouts. I could do without all the drops and penalties, tho.

Maybe he should try "Downtown" Philly Brown.

Gettleman's success is tied to his coach's success. If the offense underperforms this year, he'll probably tell Ron, "You get rid of Shula or I get rid of you both."