Khaki Lackey

I was hoping Yeet GM was going to make some noise this year.

Shockey was pretty overrated here. Valid point about Legadoodoo, though. Legend.

Man, I hope Darnold can put it together mentally. He throws such a good ball with nice touch.

I have one of those signs in my shower. It doesn't work.

Yeah, but we got sport science and analytics and sh1t

I'm confused. So when someone tries to kill Cam, they should get the death penalty. CTE is the most dangerous thing ever. But if a guy plays recklessly and tries to kill a teammate, he should be hugged and coached up. Which is softer? 1.) Todays NFL rules in regard to contact B.) Not punishing a player that plays with abandon an injures his peers or.. V.) Natural bosoms

Same here

It’s drunken alt night at the ballpark apparently.

Can we not get a new thread with the date in the title rather than toggling between Wednesday’s and Friday’s threads?

If Darnold obviously sucks, Brady will get a pass right or wrong.

I’m not going to get too excited until 9 wins. The front half of our schedule is too soft and I’ve seen too many good starts fall flat with this team. Our schedule has “last month collapse” written all over it. I’ll watch and be optimistic, but there are too many question marks. Plus, I’ve been hurt before. I’m a Panthers fan.

Yeah, I didn't mean to come off callous. I loved him his rookie season. I think the excuse making has been a bit overdone though. The way he threw shade at Cam was extremely uncool. Everything he's done since his rookie season has made me lose all respect for him.

CTE? He played a season and a half. His mom dying 5 years ago? He had work ethic issues long before that. Some of you just can’t accept that some people just don’t have it and/or are dickheads.

Yeah, but when you think it's gas but it's actually fluid...things can get REALLY bad.

I pawned my "Posting machine" badge this morning. I'm having regrets. Jurrmie, can you spot me $6?

He's the Sam Darnold of OLinemen. Super!

I finally got that promotion I applied for. Thanks boss. We'll do a shot at the huddle Christmas party.

Payton is going full Belichick. "I'm such a genius I can even win with TeeBow v2.0 under center!" It's very possible he's in for a rude awakening.

DJ, Chinn, Derek Brown (borderline/potentially)

Does it count as a pressure if an edge rusher flushes a QB from the pocket and completes a TD? As far as unnerving the QB, I guarantee you the guys that put the QB on his ass are more effective at it. Sacks are overrated as far as evaluating DT productivity. Edge rushers not so much imo.

Wait until we stop throwing market changing deals at LBers. We might even be able to fill a hole with a top FA at some point.

Well, we did just sign one of the reasons they sucked to be the leader of our team, so…. (just a joke Darnold fans.)

Ruining your former team’s draft position in known as a “Dirty Rivera.” Man, this is good stuff. I kill me.

Having the sole win in the last month of the season is known as a “Rusty Darnold”

Yeah, his default setting was “butthurt troll” for years.