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Eff Russell, but we didn’t need to go there, did we?

I realize that, but just saying any garbage lineman would be above average with an extra two tenths of a second is ridiculous.

So two tenths of a second would make guys like Elfliien and Paradis good? Our o-line would be top half of the leaugue with Teddy B under center? I forget, was Paradis good last year?

You talking mass calories or Balco “supplements?”

The rookie wall is real. Injuries from lack of conditioning are real, and Rhule/Fitts know this. Mark my words, Deonte and Brady will be in heavy rotation, If not starting, by week 6, and the line will improve. Mark it.

It was during the Rivera era, so I played for the tie.

I told y'all about playing Cam in Madden, right?

Nah. He’d trade the corn down for a poo ton of Bit o’ Honeys, then use them to acquire multiple King Size Kit Kats.

Yep. The only teams that go into “win now” mode are the ones that are virtually already playoff teams with aging super stars that go all in filling holes before the window closes. It doesn’t always work and can leave a dumpster fire in its wake.

Ah, the good ol' days.

That’s the right call. I’m not for being overly conservative, but with a one point lead in the road, pin them back.

Fox = Rivera.

I like him a lot. He seems very adaptable which is a breath of fresh air compared to the stubborn, set in their ways coaches that generally get HC jobs. He's innovative but not Chip Kelly "this is so crazy it just might work" innovative.

So the Rams should be wearing dirty white fleece uniforms instead? Brrrrkay.

Well at least now he’s not going to be under a microscope. Other than the entire planet speculating about everything he says or does. I kid because I love.

When we got Darnold, the rap was, “quarterback reclamation projects rarely work out.” While true, there wasn’t a huge sample, data-wise. There was Tannehill and a handful of colossal busts attempting comebacks. Moving forward, I think there are going to be a lot more QB reclamation projects. Fields, Lawrence, and Wilson have been put in truly awful scenarios much like Darnold. After year 3 it might be hard to tell exactly why those guys sucked.(if they continue to suck.) hell, even Teddy B is a reclamation project at this point. To add to that, the whole “first round picks HAVE to start and make an impact immediately” is a relatively new thing. Up until recently, rookie QBs rarely started. The league is probably going to shift back to that if more QBs get ruined early in their careers.

The furry yet scratchy curtain? The Blizzard of Paws? Don’t panic. I’ll come up with something eventually.

I think he’s got plans for Brown and Christensen. He wants them to learn and avoid the rookie wall/injuries. By week 7 they’ll be starting and the line will improve. Mark it.

For reals. Y'all know Fitty Tradeback is going to get us 10+ picks next draft.

If Rhule and Fitty see too much bust potential in the BPA OL, they'll pass on what they feel is a reach for need. Ask Justin Fields. (Not saying Fields is a bust, just that Rhule and Fitts saw something they didn't love)

Give us a "goooooo cats!" Just one. For old time's sake. For me. Seriously. Do it.

I agree. There’s a few things he did with the jets that he still needs to clean up. The not seeing wide open receivers downfield is a concern. He might be going through his reads too quickly as a result of nerves from the horrid Oline play he’s always dealt with. If he can get that fixed and take a little better care of the football, look out, he might evolve into a top tier QB.

He’s not going to have a perfect season, and he’s still capable of improving.

Yep. I’m not picky, and I love trying different foods, but I did the authentic Chinese thing recently….It was not good.

“"Hey, Seahawks fans, I got a message: fug y'all. fug the Seahawks. Keep poundin', bitches” Remeber that from Shaq’s rookie season? I’ve always liked the guy. He’s a Panther through and through.